It's Transfer Time!

It's time to splash the dough and see your profits grow.....oops, wrong mantra.

Anyway, it's transfer season next week and I'm sure all the managers will be busy plotting their next buys.

Buy well and there's no guarantee your new players will do well;

But, buy lousily, for sure you'll end up all pissy (pissed off or pissed on, your choice).

As there has been a few misconceptions and confusions about the transfer function and mechanism, read on to be enlightened :

1. We are only humans

a. We've tried our darndest best to make all teams as equitable and balanced during the selection.

b. However, we could not foresee injuries, absentees, pull-outs, lack of chemistry, salary disputes, bonus wrangles, war, etc.

c. Hence, the transfer session is the time for the managers to solve their team's problems in mid season.


2. No point playing la....

a. Without this correction system, there's no point for the struggling teams to continue playing and being beaten week in, week out.

b. They may as well 'tutup-kedai' and stop their misery.

c. Hence, the transfer session is seen as a golden opportunity for all teams to strengthen their squads and possibly give them hope of redemption.


3. But my team is strong and no one wants to go...

a. No one (as least most people) wants to die too but they still kick-the-bucket. It's life, live with it.

b. The transfer session has been put in place since the beginning, live with it.

c. While it has worked well for some, it wasn't so well for others. Hence, it's up to the managers to plan well.

d. Live with it.


4. But my team chemistry will be gone....

a. See (3) above.


5. But most players don't want to go...

a. Most players (if not all) don't want to pay RM8 every week either, if given the option.

b. Refer to (1) and (2).


6. Added excitement

a. The team combination is not a marriage contract; you don't have to stay together till death do you apart.

b. Transfers will give players and managers chance to play with more people, rather than just the same 8 people for the whole of 2 and 1/2 months.

c. It will enhance frienships and bonds, while getting to know more people through futsal.

Hope this clear all doubts.

Still unhappy?.... go lick a baby's nappies :)

Just joking la....but seriously.

Ciao.

Forza italiano mazzerati ferrari moschino-oh-i-so-need-kopi-o on monday lo..