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SPLINTER GROUP

As part of our off-season training, we'll be having a paintball session on 1 November 2008 @ Bukit Jalil or Gombak (to be decided).

Unfortunately, participation is by prior confirmation only as we need to book the field in advance and need to pay hard-earned money for the deposit.

Those interested please leave a note and confirm your participation to Weeeeeeeliam aka hitman (formerly known as hitboy, but due to some, ahem, 'downsizing' operation, is now a man).

Special Expose

We have been talking about it season after season, you've been wondering about it season after season.

Well, wonder no more. We've got a few thousand worth of words to back up our assertions that this season is rigged as our dedicated paparazzi managed to infiltrate a secretive meeting between the puppet masters held at a secret location to dish out the dough :-


^^ Proof 1 - The conspirators, manager and organizer, haggling aggresively over prices.

^^ Proof 2 - the match referee given the payola after the fees have been finalised.

.^^Proof 3 - the chief referee received his payola too for his part in the nefarious scheme.

^^ Proof 4 - the most sought after trophy.

^^ Proof 5 - our 'undercover' reporter spying on the shady dealings happening around, noticed his intent glare at the next table where the managers are negotiating with the organizer (proof 1 above)

Kenduri Nite Pics

Ducky's pet who fatally wandered into Hell's Kitchen

>>>>>>Champion Season 3/2008 - MenChestHair

........^^MVP - Andy .....................................^^Top Scorer - Daniel

(left) Most handsome player.......at least in Samshen's opinion la; just note how he's gazing all dopey-eyed at our Mr.Organizer.....aaahhhh, tis' the season for love (click to enlarge, me no kid you)

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>>>>Phat keeper - Sirnloong>>

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How the votes went :

a) Phat keeper

i. Sirnloong - 12 votes

ii. Samshen - 4 votes

iii. Aaron - 1 vote

iv. Kevin Tay - 1/2 vote

v. Kevin Lee 1/2 vote

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b) MVP

i. Andy - 9 votes

ii. Daniel - 7 votes

iii. Edrian - 1 vote (must be himself :)

iv. Henry - 1 vote (must be Sam ler, see pic proof above :)

Kenduri Kesyukuran

A THANKSGIVING DINNER will be held this Saturday (11October 2008) at 7.30.

Venue will be at the San Francisco restaurant, located at the row of shops near Carrefour, Wangsa Maju.

League members will be given free food and are encouraged to bring guests eg.
a. spouse (you can only have one),
b. girlfriends (you may have >1 :),
c. boyfriends (we're an open minded),
d. children (ye go forth and multiply, you may have as many as you like), and/or
e. etc.

Guests shall be given free food by the person who invited them....so if you're kiam-siap and still want to bring guests, share food lor.

Winners of trophies, medals and other outstanding achievement awards, like our own Balloon of Odor will be announced.

Please confirm your attendance (and your guests) to your team manager ASAP (deadline given to the managers was last night ). Also, please state your preference of dish, chicken, beef or fish (sorry, no pork coz all babi balik tongsan)

See you there!

P/S : we're calling it a thanksgiving dinner this season because a majority of us are simply very thankful to have survived the hardest season ever (to borrow a quote from TARA3) without visiting the local hospitals, clinics or tit-tar sinseh.

FINAL League Standing @ Week 6 : 28 September 2008

After 6 tumultuous and super exciting weeks, the results are in….the Champion for Season 3/2008 is MEN’SCHESTHAIR!!!

Bravos to the winning team and kudos to everyone for competing well!

The final league table are as follows :-

1. MCH – 19 pts / GD = +12

2. JC - 17 pts / GD = +12

3. FLT – 13 pts / GD = +14

4. LLf – 7 pts / GD = +1

5. RM - 1 pt / GD = -39


Match 16 : Live-Like-Fools vs JC's Barf-alone-ah (2-4)
This was a must win game for JC. After all the tough talking and trash walking the previous week, LLf started in their usual stride….conceding the early goal again, this time via corner deftly put in by Jeshua. JC added another 2 more goals as LLf seemed to have left for their Raya holidays early. At 3-0 down, at last LLf woken up and snatched back 2 goals to galvanize hope of at least salvaging something for this but in the end, JC struck again to extinguish the last flicker of fight back from LLf. In the end, sensing the inevitable, LLf just plodded along, conserving energy for their final but pride redeeming match against RM.

MOTM - Daniel


Match 17 : Florence&Tina vs Real Madreed vs (7-2)
RM was forced to field only 4 players as its members went MIA. FLT however, played with 5 players, albeit chances were given the substitutes to start the game. Outnumbered and outplayed, RM quickly found themselves trailing 0-4 thru goals by all the 4 FLT’s outfield players, Victor, Raymond, Alwin and Melvyn. Bruised and battered, RM gamely fought on and pulled a goal back thru Mervyn. FLT were not thru yet and hit RM with another 2 goals before one of RM’s MIA players resurfaced. Now that the disparity in number is overcome, RM managed to grab another goal. FLT had the last say when Samshen, playing outfield for the first time this season, headed the ball in past the stunned RM’s keeper for the last goal.

MOTM – Alwin


Match 18 : Men’s-ChestHair vs JC's Barf-alone-ah (2-2)
This was an extremely important match for both teams. Whoever wins this will win the league but a draw will transfer the impetus to the last match between MCH and the Freakazoids. The hurricane came and battered MCH but you can always count on Steady Andy to save the day. Besides the battle of the managers, it is also a battle between father and son, Steady Andy and Dynamite Dan. JC huffed and puffed but alas, whatever they threw against MCH was repelled back by the stubborn MCH led by Hairy Eddy. MCH got the first salvo thru Andy but JC hit back incisively thru Jeshua’s freekick and Daniel. JC seemed to be heading for victory as Aaron played like a man possessed, blocking every shot thrown at him. As the clock ticked down, MCH became more exasperated and Hairy Eddy wase forced to try shooting from far to force the equalizing goal. All seemed lost for MCH until Andy rose to the occasion again to level the score in the dying minutes, much to JC’s despair.

MOTM – Andy


Match 19 : Live-Like-Fools vs Real Madreed (11-4)
Stand-up comedy aptly summed this game up. Both teams got nothing to play for but pride and fun, not necessarily in that order. LLf started aggressively but the team seemed to have put on the wrong shoes during the break as their finishing was atrocious. RM went ahead when an innocuous looking shot from Gilbert, playing as keeper, hit LLf’s keeper and went in for goal, much to everyone’s amusement. LLf’s manager was later quoted as saying that it was a calculated mistake, aimed to shock his player into playing properly. True or not, it worked because LLf then went on a rampage, notching 11 goals in between the 3 more goals by RM. The players seemed to go on a scoring frenzy, notching goal after goal, irrespective of whether it was their opponent’s goal or their own goal. In the end, both teams contrived to create league history for the highest scoring game, 15 goals in total. Luckily, it was not all one sided.

MOTM - Jeremy


Match 20 : Men’s-ChestHair vs Florence&Tina (2-1)
After their battling and bruising draw with JC, MCH needed to summon all their reserve energy for a victory here, because anything less than that will hand JC the title. FLT however, was not in a giving mood as they struck first through Raymond. This stunned MCH greatly and put them under even more pressure. Again, the hero of day came to their rescue when Andy scored from a Flyboy’s cross to equalize. MCH went further ahead when Andy capitalized on Melvyn’s hesitation to close him down to score from a corner. Not satisfied with the slim one-goal margin, MCH continued pushing for the killer goal but FLT stood him. Instead, it was FLT who was nearer to scoring with shots after shots hammering MCH’s goal but fortunately for MCH, Feiloong’s was playing the game of his life to eventually help MCH win the title for the first time ever.

Prize giving ceremony and season-end dinner will be held in 2 weeks’ time at a place and time to be announced later. Prices and menu will depend on whether we can locate our missing treasurer, who has gone into hiding from ah-longs due to unsettled debts from betting on the futsal matches.

There are no winners or losers in futsal, only survivors. You shall have approximately 2-3 months to rest and nurse you injuries, before we resume battle again soon.

League Standing @ Week 5 : 21 September 2008

Sorry for the delayed posting...real hectic Sunday. Right after the matches, had to rush back to catch the final 2 episodes of Moonlight Resonance on Astro on Demand....damned chee-kik gila, man.

After the show is over, it was over to channel 812 for the Chelski-Mancis match. Though missed the first 20 mins, luckily I managed to catch the diving exhibition by Ronald 'O Mcdonald and laughed myself silly. Great game, though. Chelski were wasteful in front of goal and that miss of the season from Anelka....unbelievable.

A not-so-little gagak mentioned that since Title-fools beat Mancis, and Stoke City drew with Title-fools and subsquently Mancis drew with Chelski, then it can be summirsed that Stoke City is better than Mancis and Chelski! Twisted logic is the best logic, i tell you.

Ramblings aside, here's the latest standings after 15 matches :

1. MCH – 15 pts / GD = +11

2. JC - 13 pts / GD = +10

3. FLT – 10 pts / GD = +10

4. LLf – 4 pts / GD = -4

5. RM - 1 pt / GD = -27


Match 13 : Florence&Tina vs JC's Barf-alone-ah (1-2)
Daniel grabbed JC’s first goal when Jeshua brilliantly lobbed the ball over the onrushing Freaks’ defence to set Daniel up one-on-one with the keeper. JC gained momentum from there and would have been much further ahead if not for the heroics of Samshen, who saved 3 point blank shots. The Freaks held most of the possession but seemed lost in attack until Raymond equalized with a goal from the centre field. The Freaks almost got ahead when another shot from Raymond beat the goalie but Daniel headed the ball clear on the line. To add salt to injury, Daniel then produced another gem when he turned sharply and drilled a low shot that nestled into the bottom corner of the goal.

MOTM – Daniel


Match 14 : Men’s-ChestHair vs Real Madreed vs (4-0)
MCH fielded a depleted side that’s missing their 2 livewires, Flyboy and Honyau. However, they still proved too much to handle for RM as they romped to a 4 nothing victory. Edrian turned out to be RM’s destroyer as he single handedly scored all the goals as RM failed to neutralize him and his infamous killa-tonjol shots.

MOTM – Edrian


Match 15 : Florence&Tina vs Live-Like-Fools (2-1)
LLf was unable to build on their first win last week as they succumbed to a Melvyn inspired victory. Melvyn’s first goal came when he collected a stray LLf pass and unleashed a thumping shot from his own half that flew pass the outstretched keeper’s reach. His second came when he let fly a thunderbolt from the left that gave the defender and goalie no chance at all. As it is usually the case for this season, LLf played catch-up again and altered their line-up by pushing James up to attack. This move paid off instantly as James slotted the ball in from close range. The referee blew for full time whistle shortly after that, much to the players and crowd bewilderment as they felt the game should be longer, to cater for the mid-match disruption and in-game stoppages.

MOTM - Melvyn

PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR THE FINALS NEXT WEEK, THE FIRST GAME SLOT WILL START AT 3.00PM INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 4PM....BE LATE AT YOUR OWN PERIL.