Daylight Rescue

Freedom of the press

Remember in our previous posting, we mentioned that our reporter was captured by the Beijing police for trying to sneak into the stadium? Well, we've tried all diplomatic channels to secure his release but no go. We've also tried offering financial assistance (bribery is a dirty word), tak jalan also.

After all the hoo-haa about who score what goal last week, we realized that getting back our star reporter is of the utmost importance. Hence, for the benefit of all participants of the league, we launched a multi-national joint black ops with the CIA, FAM, LFC and Milo (majulah sukan untuk negara!) to rescue him from Beijing. Since this is a black ops, we couldn't reveal the names of the agents involved.

We are extremely glad to inform that the black ops was successful. Our reporter is now safe and sound in an undisclosed location, albeit a little shook and roughed from the intense interrogations while in custody.

We expect you guys to think that we're talking bull and walking cow. We're not and we've the video evidence to prove it.